The latest information is as follows:
Name | Room mate | Puke partner |
Andy Ardron | Martin Ellis | Simon Womack |
Darran Brown | Grant Tullo | Stuart Forsyth |
Ron Butler | Dan Robinson | Richard Prevost |
Ian Chew | Mark Robinson | To be confirmed |
Martin Ellis | Andy Ardron | Chris Meade |
Richard Flower | Bruno Prior | Dean Knowsley |
Stuart Forsyth | Simon Womack | Darran Brown |
Alan Gray | Richard Prevost | Colin Murphy |
Charlie Hanman | Colin Murphy | To be confirmed |
Simon Howard | Chris Meade | Dan Robinson |
Simon Hutchinson | Simon Worth | Dean James |
Dean James | Dean Knowsley | Simon Hutchinson |
Dean Knowsley | Dean James | Richard Flower |
Stephan Koen | Tony Rawlings | To be confirmed |
Chris Meade | Simon Howard | Martin Ellis |
Colin Murphy | Charlie Hanman | Alan Gray |
Richard Prevost | Alan Gray | Ron Butler |
Bruno Prior | Richard Flower | Grant Tullo |
Tony Rawlings | Stephan Koen | Mark Robinson |
Dan Robinson | Ron Butler | Simon Howard |
Mark Robinson | Ian Chew | Tony Rawlings |
Grant Tullo | Darran Brown | Bruno Prior |
Simon Womack | Stuart Forsyth | Andy Ardron |
Simon Worth | Simon Hutchinson | To be confirmed |
For the uninitiated among you, the puke partner system works like this. If at any time on tour either partner pukes for any reason whatsoever (there can be no excuse for chundering) both partners pay £5 into the tour kitty, to a maximum of £10 per person per day. Anyone fined without blowing chunks may then choose to exact his revenge on his nauseous partner.
In the usual 4th XV tradition, we have also elected the tour officials and officers of the court. They are:
Judge | Simon Hutchinson |
Prosecutor | Stuart Forsyth |
Defence | Mark Robinson |
Babysitter | Martin Ellis |
Lost Property Monitor | Colin Murphy |
Bailiffs | Simon "Dense Canopy" Womack Simon "No Neck" Worth |
Choirmasters | Ian "Aled" Chew Ron "Ol' Blue Arse" Butler |
Pimp | Richard Prevost |
In addition, the Judge may appoint one or more secret "Tour Sneaks".
Details of the Tour Law may or may not be made available nearer the time at the Judges discretion. Remember, ignorance of the law is no defence, but it is a punishable offence to ask what the law is. You have been warned.