4th XV Tour: Paris 2000 - Touring Party


Tour party

The latest information is as follows:

Name Room mate Puke partner
Andy Ardron Martin Ellis Simon Womack
Darran Brown Grant Tullo Stuart Forsyth
Ron Butler Dan Robinson Richard Prevost
Ian Chew Mark Robinson To be confirmed
Martin Ellis Andy Ardron Chris Meade
Richard Flower Bruno Prior Dean Knowsley
Stuart Forsyth Simon Womack Darran Brown
Alan Gray Richard Prevost Colin Murphy
Charlie Hanman Colin Murphy To be confirmed
Simon Howard Chris Meade Dan Robinson
Simon Hutchinson Simon Worth Dean James
Dean James Dean Knowsley Simon Hutchinson
Dean Knowsley Dean James Richard Flower
Stephan Koen Tony Rawlings To be confirmed
Chris Meade Simon Howard Martin Ellis
Colin Murphy Charlie Hanman Alan Gray
Richard Prevost Alan Gray Ron Butler
Bruno Prior Richard Flower Grant Tullo
Tony Rawlings Stephan Koen Mark Robinson
Dan Robinson Ron Butler Simon Howard
Mark Robinson Ian Chew Tony Rawlings
Grant Tullo Darran Brown Bruno Prior
Simon Womack Stuart Forsyth Andy Ardron
Simon Worth Simon Hutchinson To be confirmed

For the uninitiated among you, the puke partner system works like this. If at any time on tour either partner pukes for any reason whatsoever (there can be no excuse for chundering) both partners pay £5 into the tour kitty, to a maximum of £10 per person per day. Anyone fined without blowing chunks may then choose to exact his revenge on his nauseous partner.


Officials

In the usual 4th XV tradition, we have also elected the tour officials and officers of the court. They are:

Judge Simon Hutchinson
Prosecutor Stuart Forsyth
Defence Mark Robinson
Babysitter Martin Ellis
Lost Property Monitor Colin Murphy
Bailiffs Simon "Dense Canopy" Womack
Simon "No Neck" Worth
Choirmasters Ian "Aled" Chew
Ron "Ol' Blue Arse" Butler
Pimp Richard Prevost

In addition, the Judge may appoint one or more secret "Tour Sneaks".

Details of the Tour Law may or may not be made available nearer the time at the Judges discretion. Remember, ignorance of the law is no defence, but it is a punishable offence to ask what the law is. You have been warned.